A soft, sturdy cotton tee stamped with a cheeky alien silhouette giving two middle fingers and the bold caption “CONTACT THIS!”—a shirt made for people who like their humor sharp and their statements unmissable. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the graphic speak loud without feeling aggressive. Wear it to late-night hangouts, sci-fi conventions, road trips, or when you want to crack up friends and start conversations. The matte black print contrasts crisply against the white fabric, giving a vintage zine vibe that pairs well with worn denim, cargo shorts, or layered under a flannel. Ethically sourced cotton and reliable construction mean it holds up to repeat wear and washings, so the joke keeps landing.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear - Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance - Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic detail - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
